All About Anal
Everything No One Tells You
Preparation
You’ll need to douche. It’s basic anal etiquette.
Depending upon your anatomy, douching and enemas can actually be a kinky activity on its own. The pressure of this can press on your g-spot and make this chore feel extremely satisfying.
Equipment
Bulb Douches are fairly inexpensive way to ensure you’re clean. Fill the bulb with warm water, lube the nozzle and slowly squirt the water into your bottom. Repeat as necessary.
Shower Enemas are a little more complicated but the idea is the same. Connect it to the shower hose. Get the right temperature and pressure, add a little lube and off you go.
Top Tips
1. LUBE!
2. Douche after a bowel movement but before food.
3. Clean the equipment with antibacterial solution.
4. If you can, lay down on your back – knees-up.
5. Don’t overfill, or use too hot or too cold water.
Training
This is a muscle you are playing with and it needs to be trained to loosen and expand. Consider buying a range of sized toys to make sure any progress you make isn’t lost before your next pegging.
Butt plugs are essential to anal fun, they not only keep you stretched but they get you used to the sensation of being spread open and invaded. Without this training between sessions, when you return to playing the shock can cause you to constrict that muscle. If you don’t have the privacy or opportunity to regularly plug, there are relaxants you can use instead; proceed with caution.
“Start slowly, splurge the lube, and stop if something hurts”
Toys
Prostate Massagers are good because the vibration helps to relax as it stimulates. Remote control prostate massagers can add a little spice to video calls but mostly technology just overcomplicates toys.
Inflatable Plugs are good for beginners because they are soft and gradual.
Playing Together?
The male G-spot is like the Las Vegas of human hotspots. If you’re playing with a dick-less Top like me, so much the better! We have a range of attachments, not just the standard-issue dick the guys get.
If you are all alone, you just have more work to do. But you get to be totally selfish and can chose what goes in next and for how long. Many dildos have suction cups so you can literally go fuck yourself.
If you have a spare few hundred quid you can always get yourself a fucking machine and turn your self into the whore you always wanted to be.
